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September 14, 2023

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

A Tennessee man has pleaded guilty to pointing an AK-47 rifle at Little Caesars employees because his $6 pepperoni pizza was taking too long to cook, records show.

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who asks "What else could he do?")

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That seems like an over reaction. It's not like they forgot the garlic knots.

Mon Dieu! What will he do when he tastes their pizza? Probably shoot !

Charles Doty -->
Thy loser cad
Styled roach
Achy Oldster
Shady lector
Hey rat clods
Scald Theory

You better get those damned anchovies off of there RIGHT NOW!

"Cook it faster, you SOB! I'm hungry!"


Amateur.

The court sentences him to professional training in Florida.


Tennessee Man doesn’t take crap from anyone and should marry American Woman who doesn’t take crap from herself.

What else could He do?

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