UPDATE
Watermelons Are *Still* Exploding In Kitchens All Over America
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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September 04, 2023
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Those terrorist Bastards! Load the pumpkins on the trebuchets and prepare to fire!
Posted by: Florida Man | September 04, 2023 at 09:45 AM
Maybe they're rotting because people aren't buying them. The last (small) watermelon I saw in the store was priced over $4.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | September 04, 2023 at 09:48 AM
Dear Penthouse: I never thought that this could happen to me.
Posted by: Ed. | September 04, 2023 at 09:57 AM
I thought Exploding Watermelons were at Burning Man.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | September 04, 2023 at 10:30 AM
@Elaine Benes NO. Exploding Watermelons opened for "The Who".
Posted by: Steverino | September 04, 2023 at 10:49 AM
I see no humor in this.
- Gallagher’s ghost
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 04, 2023 at 11:19 AM
The marketing types are missing a golden opportunity here. They should be selling these in the liquor stores as pre-fermented, ready-to-eat/drink party watermelons.
Posted by: Rod | September 04, 2023 at 05:14 PM