TUCKED INSIDE A STONE WALLET

Oldest Known Condom in Existence Found in a Tomb in Egypt

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Comments

[GJ]

Found next to erection pills whose effect was measured with a sun dial.

[cfjk]

Listed as cause of death?

[Clankie]

King Tut: " I lost my wallet, Mom. "

[Meanie the Blue]

I guess they never met up with the Trojans.

[man tom]

I can see a commercial for the Trojan brand, Tuts, to help reduce the risk if you were to miraculously find a willing woman.

Made of fine linen, soaked in olive oil, and attached to a string that the user ties around his waist during sex. The pleasure is all hers, if you happen to find her unconscious.

[Jim]

It may have been Keith Richards’. When did The Rolling Stones first play Cairo?

[Doug in Babylonia]

Time for Steve Martin to add a new verse to his King Tut song.

Or one of the many talented lyricists on this blog....

[Meanie the Blue]

Bangles take note.

[Ed.]

It has a DNA sample! Let's clone Tut!

[Pullet Surprise]

So was it found in Tut's condom-inium? Was it part of a pyramid scheme?

There once was a young lad in a rutt
Who got deeply involved with a slutt
He whipped out his linen
And proceed to out and in-in'
And all he could say was "Tut-Tut