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September 14, 2023

THIS MAY VOID THE WARRANTY

This is some security cam footage from an electronics store in Fujian, China, starring a woman who chews through the security cord of an iPhone 14 Plus in order to steal it.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Maybe next time steal a pair of wire cutters first?

And maybe wait for the iPhone 15. Hopefully to sell it to someone with serious phone-unlocking skills.

Wait till they see what she does to handcuffs.

If they ever decide to remake "The Spy Who Loved Me", they know where to fill the Jaws part.

If they ever decide to remake "The Spy Who Loved Me", they know where to fill the Jaws part.

Is she a TypePad employee?

Behavior like that is gnaw-siating.

@Clankie - 5 star groan for that pun

China's version of the Smash and Grab. China's version of a misdemeanor. Eternal rest.

@MOTW -

I am woman, hear me groan
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
And no one's ever gonna keep me down again

I am woman, watch me groan
As I spread my heavily bandaged arms across Clankie's mouth
But I'm still a little embryo
With such a long, long way to go
Until when, I still here lay here groaning help me get back up off the floor

Not being an Apple person, I thought all this stuff was supposed to be wireless?

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