THEY (WE REFER TO THE LLAMAS) HAVE ALL PASSED THE FLORIDA BAR

Therapy llamas help law students in Sacramento relax

(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)

Comments

[man tom]

"Counsel, how does you client plead?"

*spits a large brown cud in the direction of the Bench* "Not guilty as does the rest of the pack."

[wiredog]

So what brand of bourbon does the Florida Bar serve, anyway, and why did the llamas pass it rather than getting a drink?

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

This would explain the llamas on the plane I was on last week.

[the ghost of Fernando Llamas]

On the plus side, the couches are covered in fine Corinthian leather.

[the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield]

Two llamas and a law stubent pass a bar in Sacramento...

[Doug in Sacramento]

If you're going to be a llawyer you probably ought to get used to stubborn creatures that spit.

[Doug in Sacramento]

And of course, "I saw 'Therapy Llamas' open for [INSERT NAME OF BAND HERE.]

[Rod]

Why do I get the feeling the llamas will come away from the experience with a better understanding of the law than the students?

Of course, everybody in the Andes knows that alpacas are much more even-tempered and would be much better at stress relief than llamas anyway. So these students aren't that smart and don't do their research.

[Lucky Jack]

There's nothing more relaxing than laying on a llama rug.

[Doug in Sacramento]

"There's nothing more relaxing than laying on a llama rug."

Not so much for the llama.

Time for Mr. LlanguagePerson to go over the grammar rules for llaying versus llying, and to add to the confusion, llying is a word of art for llawyers, relaxed or otherwise.

[Pullet Surprise]

So what is one definition of constipation? Retaining a llama? Nooooo. Retaining a lawyer.