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September 05, 2023

THE FUTURE IS SMELLY

Jennifer Billock is a self-proclaimed 'cheese fortune teller' who performs the age-old practice of tyromancy, which is a means of divining the future by studying cheese

(Thanks to The Perts)

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One step beyond palm reading,
Reading your cheese tells ALL.

Hey, I met her once and had my fortune read - and it was true. I said you are truly a cheese-whiz.

It turns out that her global warming prediction was based on remote viewing a wood fired pizza oven.

She DID predict that the mouse would eat the cheese.

The Great Gorgonzola welcomes you, come step into my parlor. What is it that you seek?

I wish to know what my future holds.

Ah, you are in luck, I hold this exact knowledge in my refrigerator, and you can have it for a mere pittance. Here, carefully take a close hard sniff of this.

Hmmm, I sense a hesitancy, would these napkins make you feel more comfortable?

To be honest, your wrists in these manacles would be preferable ..... as they foretell your future quite clearly.

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