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September 05, 2023

SO HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?

Delta Air Lines U-Turn Emergency: “We Had Diarrhea All The Way Through The Airplane”

(Thanks to Annette, Barry Nester, Michael Parry, Al Barkafski, Asher Scheiner and doctorjly, who says "You're number 2 for landing.")

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I wonder if the cleaning crews have some version of "Nose Goes" when this situation arises

Captain Oveur showed us this is what happens when you have the fish for dinner.

Caution: Butt plugs may be negatively affected by changes in cabin pressure.

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

I know they have "barf bags" for airsickness. I wonder if they have special bags for this situation?

Pilot: Tower, we have an onboard biohazard situation involving diarrhea throughout the plane. We need emergency clearance to land on a priority basis!

Tower:

Pilot: Tower, please respond and clear runways for priority landing, STAT!

Tower:

Pilot: &#!*$?#

@LeDud - you mean something like those horse diapers for the horse-drawn carriages?

Hmm .. that might be a bit of indiscreet overreach.

Snork @ Meanie the Blue

it's advisable to consult with spacebar clicker a healthcare professional or a registered dietitian.

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