POSSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOUR PANTS DON'T FIT
Our entire galaxy is warping, and a gigantic blob of dark matter could be to blame
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
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September 26, 2023
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Might explain why I can't get a certain antique cabinet door to straighten out no matter what I do. Maybe if I finally fix it, the universe will level out.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | September 26, 2023 at 01:38 PM
Or the lense on the telescope has a smudge on it.
Posted by: cfjk | September 26, 2023 at 01:40 PM
Gigantic blob of something is definitely the reason my pants don't fit.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 26, 2023 at 02:13 PM
Why is it we always have to find something else to blame?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | September 26, 2023 at 03:15 PM
Of course it's warped. We're in it.
Posted by: Rod | September 26, 2023 at 03:27 PM
Mr Ripley - let us know when you fix that door cause I would like to check your assessment of the universal levilosity. The water in my big fish tank is always gathering to one side of the tank and if it is your cabinet door I finally will have an explanation for this weird fish tank.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 26, 2023 at 09:54 PM