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How about a tale of a Japanese man dressed as a dog who gets his tail caught in a door?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 14, 2023 at 11:39 AM
If this doesn't work out, there is a school soccer coaching position available in Texas.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | September 14, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Suggestion, I'm a mog.
Overheard at his psychiatrist's office,
"I'm my own own best friend."
Posted by: man tom | September 14, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Suggestion, I'm a mog.
Overheard at his psychiatrist's office,
"I'm my own own best friend."
Posted by: man tom | September 14, 2023 at 12:27 PM
A remake of Stir Crazy called " Fur Crazy " ?
Posted by: Clankie | September 14, 2023 at 12:36 PM
A remake of Stir Crazy called " Fur Crazy " ?
Posted by: Clankie | September 14, 2023 at 12:38 PM
All the talk about dogs causes me to consider getting a new guard dog. I was thinking of getting an American Border Collie. But it's useless, it keeps letting everybody in.
Posted by: man tom | September 14, 2023 at 12:42 PM
There must be a page for that stuff on pornhub.
Posted by: Florida Man | September 14, 2023 at 01:40 PM
Gender #29942
Posted by: LeDud | September 14, 2023 at 02:19 PM
A sneak peak at the script:
"Lassie says Timmy fell down the well!"
Posted by: Doug in Sacramento | September 14, 2023 at 02:32 PM
And the movie would have a title such as "Collie Folly, Faux Show". A story about a Japanese man, name of Moo Shoe, who dresses up as a Collie with hope of being accepted as a companion to a Famous Writer. Mr Shoe's resume includes skills such as 'a wet nose for prose', howls for vowels, semi-passion for semi colons; and no dangling participles. Mr Shoe is hoping to replace the Crack Editor that the Famous Writer has just lost; the Crack Editor has moved on to a job with Coca Cola as Creative Director of Future Flavors. Mr Shoe was adopted but found he was the Beta Dog on the team. Mr Shoe was seen to say, "It is embarrassing to be hit with the rolled up newspaper that contains a column I edited. This dog's life has gone to the dogs."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 14, 2023 at 02:50 PM
And the movie would have a title such as "Collie Folly, Faux Show". A story about a Japanese man, name of Moo Shoe, who dresses up as a Collie with hope of being accepted as a companion to a Famous Writer. Mr Shoe's resume includes skills such as 'a wet nose for prose', howls for vowels, semi-passion for semi colons; and no dangling participles. Mr Shoe is hoping to replace the Crack Editor that the Famous Writer has just lost; the Crack Editor has moved on to a job with Coca Cola as Creative Director of Future Flavors. Mr Shoe was adopted but found he was the Beta Dog on the team. Mr Shoe was seen to say, "It is embarrassing to be hit with the rolled up newspaper that contains a column I edited. This dog's life has gone to the dogs."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 14, 2023 at 02:50 PM
May the Schwarz be with you, man tom.
Posted by: MOTW | September 14, 2023 at 03:34 PM
Hey, it is about time to have a successor to Godzilla and I am getting tired of a big lizard tearing up Tokyo. So how about a Collie tearing up Tokyo? I mean a fake Collie. So the movie title might be something like "The Collie That Ate Tokyo" rather than My "Dog Ate My Homework".
Ya know, one thing never addressed in these Japanese-lizard creature movies is what they do with the doo? Do they have great big plastic poo bags around so when Godzilla visits who cleans up after this guy? Raymond Burr?
And I am afraid to visit Tokyo cause I imagine the residents are pretty pissed off about this lizard tearing thru their patch whenever somebody gets a notion to film it.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 14, 2023 at 04:56 PM
Starring Bill Mumy as Timmy and Marlon Brando as the well.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 14, 2023 at 05:06 PM
Is he a method actor?
Posted by: Lucky Jack | September 15, 2023 at 12:14 PM
The method is, if you blow your lines someone swats you on your nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Posted by: Doug in Sacramento | September 15, 2023 at 06:13 PM