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September 14, 2023

OK, BUT ONLY IF HE PLAYS A CAT

THE JAPANESE MAN who found global fame after transforming himself into a “dog” through a $16,000 rough collie costume has expressed his wish to star in a movie.

(Thanks to EricY)

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How about a tale of a Japanese man dressed as a dog who gets his tail caught in a door?

If this doesn't work out, there is a school soccer coaching position available in Texas.

Suggestion, I'm a mog.

Overheard at his psychiatrist's office,

"I'm my own own best friend."

Suggestion, I'm a mog.

Overheard at his psychiatrist's office,

"I'm my own own best friend."

A remake of Stir Crazy called " Fur Crazy " ?

A remake of Stir Crazy called " Fur Crazy " ?

All the talk about dogs causes me to consider getting a new guard dog. I was thinking of getting an American Border Collie. But it's useless, it keeps letting everybody in.

There must be a page for that stuff on pornhub.

Gender #29942

A sneak peak at the script:

"Lassie says Timmy fell down the well!"

And the movie would have a title such as "Collie Folly, Faux Show". A story about a Japanese man, name of Moo Shoe, who dresses up as a Collie with hope of being accepted as a companion to a Famous Writer. Mr Shoe's resume includes skills such as 'a wet nose for prose', howls for vowels, semi-passion for semi colons; and no dangling participles. Mr Shoe is hoping to replace the Crack Editor that the Famous Writer has just lost; the Crack Editor has moved on to a job with Coca Cola as Creative Director of Future Flavors. Mr Shoe was adopted but found he was the Beta Dog on the team. Mr Shoe was seen to say, "It is embarrassing to be hit with the rolled up newspaper that contains a column I edited. This dog's life has gone to the dogs."


And the movie would have a title such as "Collie Folly, Faux Show". A story about a Japanese man, name of Moo Shoe, who dresses up as a Collie with hope of being accepted as a companion to a Famous Writer. Mr Shoe's resume includes skills such as 'a wet nose for prose', howls for vowels, semi-passion for semi colons; and no dangling participles. Mr Shoe is hoping to replace the Crack Editor that the Famous Writer has just lost; the Crack Editor has moved on to a job with Coca Cola as Creative Director of Future Flavors. Mr Shoe was adopted but found he was the Beta Dog on the team. Mr Shoe was seen to say, "It is embarrassing to be hit with the rolled up newspaper that contains a column I edited. This dog's life has gone to the dogs."


May the Schwarz be with you, man tom.

Hey, it is about time to have a successor to Godzilla and I am getting tired of a big lizard tearing up Tokyo. So how about a Collie tearing up Tokyo? I mean a fake Collie. So the movie title might be something like "The Collie That Ate Tokyo" rather than My "Dog Ate My Homework".

Ya know, one thing never addressed in these Japanese-lizard creature movies is what they do with the doo? Do they have great big plastic poo bags around so when Godzilla visits who cleans up after this guy? Raymond Burr?

And I am afraid to visit Tokyo cause I imagine the residents are pretty pissed off about this lizard tearing thru their patch whenever somebody gets a notion to film it.

Starring Bill Mumy as Timmy and Marlon Brando as the well.

Is he a method actor?

The method is, if you blow your lines someone swats you on your nose with a rolled up newspaper.

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