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September 05, 2023

IN MANHATTAN NOBODY WOULD HAVE NOTICED

A Tesla stopped working and got stuck in the middle of a busy road for 9 hours because it couldn't be moved, report says

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "So what's the flying version going to do?")

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The squirrel powering the car must have died

Just waiting for the Tesla factory workers to stop working too. Sort of a variation on cargo - carnogo.

Just heralding that Talk Like A Pirate Day is coming soon. Suggest the DBBlog lay out a schedule to celebrate with events like 'How to Speak Like a Pirate', 'How to Eat Like a Pirate', How to Sleep Like a Pirate', 'How to Behave Like a Pirate', and maybe 'How to Put Up With a Pirate'.

Maybe with special break-out sessions taught by judi and Walter on things like 'How to Edit a Pirate's Memoirs', 'How to Tolerate a Messy Pirate', and 'How to Tolerate a Cranky Pirate When He Is Your Boss'. Also how about some information on opportunities for women in piracy? A much neglected topic. At least I have never heard anything about that and it seems right to bring that topic out for public discussion.

Teslas are ego cars.

Someone should invent a tow truck.

See? I told you their cars were rubbish.

- T. Edison

Didn't anyone have wheel dollies?

When I was a band parent, one of the things we had to do was jack up the pick-up trucks that football players' would park on our practice grid. (This despite the boosters getting the grid painted, erecting signage saying that the grid was not for parking between 3pm-8pm, and appealing to the coach, not that I'm bitter about that.) After jacking up the vehicle, the wheel dollies would be positioned, truck lowered, and then shoved across the parking lot to an available space. It was always funny to see those puffed up players coming out after practice and looking for their vehicles.

Just keep marshmallows in the glove box and wait for it to catch fire.

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