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September 27, 2023

EVER WONDER WHO'S ON THE OTHER END WHEN YOU CONTACT CUSTOMER ASSISTANCE?

Wonder no more.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Dang. Now my cover's blown.

" To speak to a monkey, press 8 "
" Para hablar con un mono español, presiona 9."

I knew it was India!

If it were a parrot, that at least would explain why they keep repeating the script.

Where are hear no evil & see no evil?

Monkey see, monkey do.

Note: I didn't identify who was the monkey.

"Don't rush me - Hamlet 2, The Sequel is nearly ready to beta test."

Suddenly it all makes sense.

I see outsourced India finally has an employee you can understand.

"Thank you for calling how can I help me today."

Below is an excerpt from an actual call I made to tech support this past Saturday.

"Can you hold on for 55 minutes while I check this out?"

"Sure."

*Preparing to put my phone in my pocket and walk around waiting for that long period, I turn to mrs man tom and say, "did I just tell him I would wait 55 minutes?"

"No, He said 5 minutes, you can't understand a thing he is saying."

BTW unintelligible Man managed to put all the missing text back up on my website. I thanked me for his help.

I think this will put an idea in Dave's mind - hmmmm, now that judi is gone maybe this will work out for me ... But will probably need to set up a Simian Resources Department. Hmmmm.

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