DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hey,

I mailed you regarding an opportunity.

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[Rod]

And I mailed you back to decline it. You didn't get that? Here, let me send it again. Just to make sure, I'll send it a couple of thousand more times.

[wanderer2575]

Hey? Hay is for horses.

[man tom]

I know how you feel, I got recently got this one.

Attached is a copy of your statement.
Please review and if you have any questions or concerns, please contact us using the information in the attachment

AMOUNT DUE: $0

I replied back. Why are you sending me this statement? I have not done business with your company in over 20 years.

Then there is this bonus email I received regarding a deletion request I made which will quote:

"the deletion process to continue on. It will last 7 days or thereabouts"

Hello,

Thank you for replying.

Indeed, we've sent a request for the deletion process to continue on.

It will last 7 days or thereabouts, after which it will be permanently removed and recovery will no longer be possible.

If you require any help, do reach out.

*the company has a VERY slow delete key. Get a new keyboard. Imagine me recommending your company to anyone. In your dreams.

[MOTW]

Dear Hey,
I ignored your offering of an opportunity. No need to contact me again, as that is what ignoring means.