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U.S. stealth fighter jet goes missing after "mishap," military says
(Thanks to EricY and Al Barkafski, who says "What else would you expect, it is a stealth fighter!")
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U.S. stealth fighter jet goes missing after "mishap," military says
(Thanks to EricY and Al Barkafski, who says "What else would you expect, it is a stealth fighter!")
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Sends a message to the Russians and Chinese, doesn't it?
Posted by: Rod | September 18, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Auto makers are rethinking their initial intention of making ejection seats on flying cars standard equipment.
Hello Geiko...
Posted by: man tom | September 18, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Have they tried turning off the cloaking device?
Posted by: Steve K. | September 18, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Hah. They just want you to think it's missing, so they can hold a secret rendezvous with Mexican alien UFO experts.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 18, 2023 at 01:13 PM
Because it's not in all the photos taken, that convince all those time travel deniers out there.
Posted by: Florida Man | September 18, 2023 at 01:22 PM
I predict it will be in the last place they look.
Posted by: LeDud | September 18, 2023 at 01:44 PM
I looked in my back yard, its not there.
Posted by: Edward, Esq. | September 18, 2023 at 02:10 PM
Can't they just use the "Find My Stealth Aircraft" app on their iPhone?
I once consulted for the Invisible Fence Company, but had trouble finding their office.
Posted by: Michael | September 18, 2023 at 02:32 PM
*snork* @ Steve K.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 18, 2023 at 02:45 PM
It was probably recruited by an AI bot.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | September 18, 2023 at 02:52 PM
Put a picture on a milk carton.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | September 18, 2023 at 03:29 PM
It's National Cheeseburger Day. Some chains are having great deals. Maybe it's on a secret cheeseburger run.
Posted by: Peter M. | September 18, 2023 at 03:48 PM
A homeless person will probably find it and list it on Ebay. The Air Force should be checking for new listings.
Posted by: Mike Smith | September 18, 2023 at 04:04 PM
1. Two words - "Apple AirTag."
2. AARP or any college alumni association could find it. They keeo finding me.
Posted by: Doug in Sacramento | September 18, 2023 at 04:18 PM
Check the shores of Tripoli.
Posted by: man tom | September 18, 2023 at 04:27 PM
Is this a remake of "Thunderball"?
Posted by: Ed. | September 18, 2023 at 05:55 PM
Update: It has been found. Thank goodness if fell into that smoking crater.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | September 19, 2023 at 08:30 AM
I found it at a local garage sale, bought it for $4.
Posted by: GJ | September 19, 2023 at 09:53 AM
The local residents thought it was just some Amazon delivery robot landing to dump off some packages. Perhaps they should consult all the photographers that have taken pictures of the purported Loch Ness monster. "Nope, not blurry enough."
However, when they were asked to review the satellite photos of the possible area where the plane went down they all said "Yup, that's Nessie right there."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 19, 2023 at 03:48 PM