BOFFINS HITTING THE BONG AGAIN

Transformer-style 'radioactive metal aliens' may exist in the universe, claim boffins

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[cfjk]

Or the boffins brains are being warped by an immense blob of dark matter in a parallel universe.

[wanderer2575]

Does that mean we shouldn't put them in the microwave?

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

I'll need extremely fuzzy out of focus pictures for proof.

[Florida Man]

Isn't RMA a garage band in Rosewells, NM?

[Rod]

Forget the transformer angle, let's see if they can evolve into flying cars.

[Ralph]

This is how we get Terminators. Remember, Genisys is Skynet.

[Pullet Surprise]

just a question to cjfk: does that mean those boffins have to be able to parallel park, I mean you did mention a parallel universe. Do you need to be able to parallel park to get your Fla driver's license? What a great idea for a themed open space for seniors - Parallel Park.

[cfjk]

@PS In most parallel universes we have flyimg cars which are parked vertically.

[Pullet Surprise]

Deeper thinking, cfjk: So would these purported parallel universes have, as you described, where in the southern parts the cars are parked vertically but are upside down compared to the northern parts. Best analogy would be like, and follow me here, a kola in the San Francisco zoo is in a tree eating leaves while at the same time a koala in Australia is eating leaves in a tree but this animal is upside down compared to the one in the zoo?

It would seem in either case the fluids in these cars would run out likely - in one case the driver gets covered with oil and the other case the driver does not. Just asking.

[cfjk]

@PS There is no up or down there, only in or out.

[Ed.]

Are the boffins baffled?