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September 25, 2023

ATTENTION, HALLMARK CHANNEL:

I met my true love in the dog park. He invited me on a date to pick up 600 pounds of frozen rats and a baby owl.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

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If the date involves getting in his van for candy we may be taking Stockholm syndrome here.

It's the cat's meow.

I met a bitch at the dog park...

I met my true love in the dog park. He invited me on a date to pick up 600 pounds of frozen rats and a baby owl.

" ... and that's why I'm running for President. "

He must have gotten a good deal on the rats. Most wildlife rehabilitators have them shipped for free.

How many rats are included in each frozen baby owl pack?

Sort miss those stories that describe interesting human interactions at drive-thru windows, huge asteroids, and porta potties. Stories about people coming together over dead rats, well, you never see that on TV and probably cause it ain't that interesting.

"What? I send you out to get some dead rats and you come back with a Cougar?"

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