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September 12, 2023

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Mysterious yellow line appears on 23 miles of Florida highway

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Probably from a leaking mustard tanker.

I thought one of the points of driving in Florida was that there are no lines

@NMUA - if they keep adding lines, pretty soon no one will see any lines.

"We're going to have an operation, where we take a street sweeper, with a wire brush, and we will be going and doing our best to dislodge some of the yellow paint from the roadway," Ray said.

"Wouldn't a large scale operation like this block traffic more than say a weed pulling-crew does?"

"We are in the mist of an 'orange cone headcount' and have contacted Canadian authorities of of our south bound road closures stretching well into their borders."


Hopefully this goes well an doesn't disrupt traffic too much."

"We will be advising drivers to bring along their passports if they are planning to travel in southbound lanes from this weekend until 2147."

Just one line?

Canada does it better.

Ah, the old center stripe. Florida drivers are apparently easily confused.

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