Dave Barry's Blog

HOW THE WELL-DRESSED FLORIDIAN ACCESSORIZES

He was hiding 5 lobster tails in pants and a snapper in shirt

BEWARE THE HUMUNGA KOWABUNGA

Couple Sues After B-Day Trip to Disney World Is Ruined by ‘Painful Wedgie’

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

NYPD rolls out subway surveillance robot to patrol Times Square station

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, who notes that these things don't always work out as planned.)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY' DOES NOTHING

‘Squirrels Have Gone Wild’ Celebrating An Acorn Surplus

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Rodney Bertelsen)

'HE'S LICKING. NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ON SCREEN.'

Pet psychic says you need to ask animal's permission before taking their picture

(Thanks to Ralph)

STING OPERATION

Vacuum containing hundreds of hornets stolen from Philadelphia beekeeper's truck

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE IS SOUL...

...and then there is the Secretary of State singing "Hoochie Coochie Man" at a diplomatic event.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)