Dave Barry's Blog

ATTENTION, HALLMARK CHANNEL:

I met my true love in the dog park. He invited me on a date to pick up 600 pounds of frozen rats and a baby owl.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

UNLIKE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

A species of jellyfish carrying one of the most deadly venoms in the world is capable of learning despite not having a brain, new research shows

(Thanks to EricY, who says "Florida drivers have been doing this for years.")

BAAAA, DUDE

Herd of Sheep Eat 100kg of Cannabis in Greece

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE WORSENING SITUATION IN CANADA CONTINUES TO WORSEN

Passengers stuck upside down on Canada’s Wonderland ride

(Thanks to The Perts)

'EMERGING' IS BEING USED HERE IN THE SENSE OF 'STUPID'

An emerging fitness trend known as "Tarzan Movement" is teaching followers to embrace their inner "gorilla" by walking on all fours and swinging from trees.

(Thanks to Mary Smith)