Dave Barry's Blog

FINALLY WE TAKE A STAND

A man fled Venezuela and made a 3,000-mile journey with his pet squirrel but now faces having to say goodbye to his furry friend as it is unlikely the animal will be allowed to enter the United States.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

AND IN SPORTS

Man drinks Capri Sun in 8.02 seconds to recapture world record

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS MEANS SIX MORE WEEKS OF SUMMER

Car wash workers find groundhog in front bumper of customer's car

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "always the last place you look.")

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER ETC.

Goat repeatedly headbutts annoyed sheriff's deputy in Florida

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

WELL HE WAS RIGHT THERE

A man accused of driving drunk tried to buy alcohol from a business he crashed into, California police say.

(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)

THEY'RE INVITED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT OUR HOUSE

Millions of People See Staying Home and Cleaning as Their Idea of a Good Time

(Thanks to B&C)