Dave Barry's Blog

IT'S NOT STUPID! IT'S FASHION!

Slime.

(Thanks to Annette)

AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

Canadian dog removes socks from 21 feet for Guinness World Record

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Velveeta Made Cheese-Scented Nail Polish

(Thanks to vee)

DOES ANYBODY HAVE A NUMBER FOR THE AIR FORCE?

“I guess we’ve got a pilot in our house, and he says he got ejected.”

(Thanks to B&C and Rod Nunley)

FORGET DISNEY WORLD; WE WANNA GO TO PRISON

Moment 11,000 cops storm notorious jail to find a ZOO, casino, nightclub, pool and supermarket after the Tren de Aragua criminal gang was allowed to roam free for years

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says "No open bar?")

BUT THE PLANET SMILES

Council not amused as solar panels spell out penis

(Thanks to Debbie in Den Haag)

THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER ETC.

Missing 10-year-old boy, sister found taking Florida mom’s car for joyride

(Thanks to EricY)

AS ONE DOES

Florida woman cited for keeping alligator in resort bathtub

(Thanks to EricY and Ron T)

HONEY I'M OFF TO THE ART MUSEUM

Visitors to the Royal Academy of Arts will be confronted with two nude models - with the expectation they will pass between them to see an exhibition dedicated to the career of performance artist Marina Abramovic.

(Thanks to DaninDallas, who says "Art.")

HEY, NOBODY WAS USING IT

Florida Man’s Lawn Chair Gets Stolen by a Greedy Alligator!

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE IS FUN, AND THEN THERE IS DENTIST FUN

A Georgia dentist earned a Guinness World Records title for his collection of 2,037 different toothpaste tubes, with unusual flavors including wasabi and whiskey.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SELL THOSE THEATER TICKETS

Host of TikTok show starring rats offers tours of NYC rat infestations

(Thanks to EricY)

IT'S A TRICK

3 crocodiles "could have easily devoured" a stray dog in their river. They pushed it to safety instead.

(Thanks to The Perts)

OR, NOT

Bob Ross’s first TV painting is for sale. You can buy it for $9.8 million.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

MEANWHILE ON THE WAR FRONT

Arms Manufacturer Says TikTok ‘Cat Videos’ Are Keeping It From Making Ammo

(Thanks to Mike R, who says "They've joined the squirrels.")