Dave Barry's Blog

CSI: ALASKA

Black bears raid Krispy Kreme delivery van

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S A TRICK

A gold miner found a mysterious grapefruit-sized fur ball. It turned out to be a 'perfectly preserved' 30,000-year-old squirrel.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WE'RE SURE THEY PLAN TO RETURN IT

Armored money truck spilled $100K in Charlotte. Bystanders grabbed cash, police say

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE A STAND

A Dunkin’ employee was arrested after Ohio authorities say she assaulted a customer during an argument about sugar.

(Thanks to EricY)

OR AT LEAST BETTER THAN THE 2D SALMON

The world’s first 3D-printed salmon is hitting store shelves, and it looks kind of good

(Thanks to Rick Day)

AND IN MOTOR SPORTS

Drivers slowed by rogue reptiles in Singapore F1 practice

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

CANADA: LAND OF ROMANCE

Ontario woman receives package of 1,020 condoms she says she never ordered

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ron T)