Dave Barry's Blog

THERE COULD BE ONE IN YOUR ATTIC *RIGHT NOW*

Scientists believe black holes are lurking much closer to Earth than we previously thought

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

SEND HER TO WASHINGTON

Chinese woman arrested for having 16 jobs at the same time without ever working

(Thanks to MOTW)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Mysterious yellow line appears on 23 miles of Florida highway

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IT WAS NOT DEAD

Man is Horrified to Find a Ladder Snake Inside a Bag of Broccoli He Purchased from an Aldi

(Thanks to Rick Day)

BUT IT'S OK, BECAUSE IT WAS AN 'EMOTIONAL SUPPORT' DOG

Livid couple made to sit next to farting dog who drooled on their legs on 13-hour flight

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Useful New Vocabulary Word Alert: ...the dog wouldn't stop “farting” throughout the flight, making their journey a pongy ordeal.

GET A ROOM

A randy couple aboard an easyJet flight was caught in the middle of midair romp inside the plane’s bathroom by a shocked flight attendant and stunned passengers, according to footage posted on social media.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Michael Parry)

A CRUCIAL STEP ON THE ROAD TO FLYING CARS

Scientists figured out how to write in water

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

O THE HUMANITY

Two million litres of red wine flood streets of Portuguese village

(Thanks to John Hayden, WYSIWYG, Al Barkafski and Rick Day)

IT'S A QUESTION WE'VE ALL ASKED OURSELVES A THOUSAND TIMES

Next time you invite friends over to play Catan, why not feed them Chicken Under a Brick?

(Thanks to EricY)