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Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo — as horrified visitors scream

(Thanks to Mary Smith and Annette)

MIAMI WILDLIFE UPDATE

9/11

Hard to believe it's been 22 years. Here's an essay I wrote for the first anniversary.

WHAT'S THAT EXPLODING SOUND?

GM’s OnStar App Notified Owners to Inflate Their Tires Above 1,000 PSI

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Moment customs seize 16 live lizards hidden inside a ferry passenger's bra

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE REMIND YOU THAT RACCOONS ARE FAT MASK-WEARING SQUIRRELS

Drunk raccoons with taste for ale are breaking into homes on the p*ss across UK

(Thanks to Ralph)

'WE UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION IS NOT FAVOURABLE FOR THE PEOPLE INVOLVED'

A plane flying from Zurich to Spain this weekend arrived without a single piece of luggage onboard, unbeknownst to the passengers, media reported Sunday, as the airline blamed ground staff shortages.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AND IN SPORTS

Women threw bowling balls during brawl in East Longmeadow, police say

(Thanks to Ann Farr)