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CANADIAN COMMUTER GUYS IN ACTION

B.C. man paraglides to work to avoid highway closure

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

NOBOWL PRIZE ALERT

Scientists in China may have just reinvented the toilet bowl

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

Flat trashed by psycho vandal pigeons who squatted after someone left patio door open

(Thanks to Ralph)

SO HE DRANK THE BLOOD OF VEGETABLES?

Iconic blood-drinking vampire Dracula was actually a vegetarian, boffins claim

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Put a steak through his heart.")