Dave Barry's Blog

WHICH MEANS THEY CAN LEGALLY DRIVE IN FLORIDA

Brainless Robots Navigate Mazes

(Thanks to Mary Smith, who says "Send them to Washington.")

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

An increase in travel and hybrid work is making it harder to poop, and now people are overusing laxatives as a result

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

COURAGEOUS HUMANITARIAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Love Island beauty Chloe Burrows took to the streets with a megaphone to urge the public not to use hair curlers as sex toys.

(Thanks to Annette)

THE YUCKY SKIES

Why planes are extremely gross right now

(Thanks to B&C, who say "We are adding the 'waterfall of puke' to our bucket list.")

Related: Couple demand refund after Singapore Airlines flight ruined by farting dog

(Thanks to Michael Parry and EricY)

AT LEAST IT'S NOT LIFE

Boss of Failed Crypto Exchange Gets 11,196-Year Sentence

(Thanks to Steve K, who says "But with time off for good behavior, he could get out in 5,000 years.")

HO HUM

5 asteroids passing close to Earth this week, 3 the size of airplanes, NASA says

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

AND IN SPORTS

‘Laziest Citizen’ contest has people lying down for 20 days — and counting

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer and Ralph)

Kind of like televised poker, but with more action.