Dave Barry's Blog

TUCKED INSIDE A STONE WALLET

Oldest Known Condom in Existence Found in a Tomb in Egypt

(Thanks to John Gregg)

SO THE SHOWROOMS FLY?

Flying Car Showrooms Set for Texas, Florida

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

UPDATE

Watermelons Are *Still* Exploding In Kitchens All Over America

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

I visited Toronto's Poop Café, where guests sit on and eat out of toilets. It was fun, but I wouldn't go back.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

HE HAS OUR VOTE

Dinosaur-dressing Mexican senator adds bite to presidential race

(Thanks to The Perts)

ALL OF IT?

In Japan, the young find dating so hard their parents are doing it for them

(Thanks to GJ and B&C)

SOUNDS... ENDLESS

Life at Sea Cruises – which is due to depart in November for a three-year round-the-world cruise – reckons that people are so enthused by the idea of sailing around the world nonstop, that they’re going to continue the journey indefinitely, making it “the cruise that never ends.”

(Thanks to RonT, who says, quote, "No.")

AS IF WE NEEDED FURTHER PROOF

'Proof of time travel' as King Henry Vlll spotted with 'Greggs steak bake' in portrait

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FOR EXAMPLE, IT HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Shark discovered in Australia with creepy human-like characteristics baffling doctors

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS GOBSMACKERY

Virat Kohli gobsmacked as Shaheen owns Rohit Sharma, almost foresees India captain's fate during IND vs PAK clash

(Thanks to EricY)