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Big Data in the public interest!
Posted by: David EMery | August 28, 2023 at 05:39 PM
This escalation in deplorable working conditions must be stopped!
Posted by: Amalgamated Gerbils Union | August 28, 2023 at 05:41 PM
To the surprise of one couple, none of these incidents resulted in a pregnancy.
Posted by: Jim | August 28, 2023 at 05:49 PM
I blame those mirrors that SHOULD say objects may be EVEN closer than they appear.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | August 28, 2023 at 06:03 PM
It was a one-in-a-million shot, Doc.
Posted by: Frank Costanza | August 28, 2023 at 06:07 PM
What happens in Uranus...
Posted by: Florida Man | August 28, 2023 at 06:08 PM
I have an uncle who is from Canada (that's a foreign country, isn't it?) who has his head up his ass. I wonder if they counted him in all this data gathering? Would the medicos list that as a 'cranial-rectal insertion'?
So if they had a chicken stuck up there and they yanked it out and everybody was amazed at how unharmed it looked would they call that 'Pull-it Surprise'?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | August 28, 2023 at 06:27 PM
Concealed carry is getting to be a bit embarrassing.
Posted by: Meanie the Blie | August 28, 2023 at 07:28 PM
Far too many "innuendos" to count here.
Posted by: PirateBoy's : (That's a colon, folks) | August 28, 2023 at 10:15 PM
nursecindy would have been all over this.
*sigh*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 29, 2023 at 07:15 AM
How many of them were chess players?
Posted by: ChrisinVa | August 29, 2023 at 09:09 AM
^5 Jeff M
Posted by: MOTW | August 29, 2023 at 09:38 AM
@Jeff, I can almost *hear* nursecindy rolling her eyes before firing off a remark.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 29, 2023 at 11:38 AM
I've always read in my owners manual that every so often you need to grease your rearend, now we know why.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | August 29, 2023 at 02:24 PM
Could be alien probing on a massive scale. Those Congress hearings about UFOs barely scratch the surface of this deep, deep problem.
Posted by: Ronny | August 29, 2023 at 06:55 PM
Channeling the spirit of nursecindy here, she is saying that "in the ER they have a special 'team' that deals with this situaiton that is the butt of all jokes but their technique is very effective." They use the same method for CPR - hold the victim's nose shut, blow on their mouth and the pressure will blow the foreign object out. Capice? I they have an acronym for this technique, CPR or something like that where the P stands for pressure and the R stands for Rectal. I believe missed a bit of what she said cause I think she was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | August 29, 2023 at 09:26 PM
So the lesson here is "Only put native objects into your rectum".
Posted by: Lucky Jack | August 30, 2023 at 06:39 PM