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August 29, 2023

OR THEY'VE BEEN DRINKING

Family found walking on all fours 'could be missing link between man and ape'

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

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...a lot!

Okay, that's pretty weird. I wonder what their chiropractor would say.

Scrapped lyrics:
These hands were made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these hands are gonna walk all over you

If this was due to heavy drinking, they'd presumably find themselves in a good bit more company, probably including the scientist and the reporter.

...until they found the contact lens.

Such an insult to apes.

What, doesn't anybody else play "twister" anymore?

Huh? You mean the family was looking for the missing link somebody dropped on the floor?

I find that this position makes it much easier to shop the lowest shelves of a grocery store where the cheap(er) wines are placed. Only problem with this price shopping is the richer people who shop wines in from the upper shelves keep stepping on your fingers.

I suspect that was the family of my former manager. He "went ape" quite often.

Send those people to Washington!

Common behavior at football games.

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