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All that for certain plus, I plan on having it towed to the junk yard by 4.
Posted by: man tom | August 30, 2023 at 01:44 PM
For this and other answers text 666I812
Posted by: Beelzebub & Baa,l Esq. | August 30, 2023 at 01:56 PM
How is my putting?
"If you think my driving is bad you should read my writing."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | August 30, 2023 at 02:11 PM
Y'all, that just made my day. Thank you, Dave!
Posted by: MOTW | August 30, 2023 at 02:31 PM
Don't be fooled - an electric car dealer, obviously.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2023 at 02:57 PM
I think Dave needs to write a book with answers to these and other important questions.
I'm sure it will make the NYT best sellers list.
Posted by: Mike Smith | August 30, 2023 at 03:12 PM
Answer to #1: Stupidly.
Answer to #2: By having to ask question #1, you're obviously too stupid to understand the answer to this one.
Answer to #3: Oh, come on. If you can't understand the answers to the first two, there's absolutely no hope of you ever getting a handle on this one.
Posted by: Rod | August 30, 2023 at 03:14 PM
The Existential Florida Man!
"How am I driving? I mean, who gave me the keys and let me behind the wheel? This should not be happening, amirite?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2023 at 04:07 PM
#1 I don't know
#2 "...in quantum mechanics nothing can be certain". So we don't really know how your engine works.
#3 God does place dice with the universe. You probably lost.
Posted by: LeDud | August 30, 2023 at 04:24 PM
Is this the question where the answer is always '42'?
Are these questions taken from the Florida Driver's License Exam Study Book?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | August 30, 2023 at 07:32 PM
The only answer needed for the only bumper sticker that counts: “Yes, of the United States”. [Long term bloggers will understand. And, unlike me, might be able to come up with the blogger contestant who came up with that answer].
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2023 at 07:59 PM
I managed to figure out who won that bumper sticker slogan contest. I’m curious to see who else gets it, though, so I ain’t sayin’.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2023 at 08:12 PM
@MtB - I don't remember the thread, but I'll submit Leetie.
Posted by: pogo | August 30, 2023 at 08:27 PM
@ Pogo - the Extremely Important Announcement thread of February 17, 2007, carries 7 pages worth of submitted slogans, including several very good ones by Leetie in the first page. However, she was not the winner, who was announced in a subsequent thread.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2023 at 09:18 PM
Sorry, my attempted link above ain't a-workin'. If you're desperately bored, you can click on the February 2017 link in the archives at the right of this page and scroll down to the February 17 posts.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2023 at 09:35 PM
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Posted by: man tom | August 30, 2023 at 10:18 PM
OK, the winner of the Dave Barry for President, with his entry of "Yes, of the United States", bumper sticker slogan competition was .... Dad-O-Lot!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 31, 2023 at 08:23 AM