ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

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[man tom]

All that for certain plus, I plan on having it towed to the junk yard by 4.

[Beelzebub & Baa,l Esq.]

For this and other answers text 666I812

[Pullet Surprise]

How is my putting?

"If you think my driving is bad you should read my writing."

[MOTW]

Y'all, that just made my day. Thank you, Dave!

[Meanie the Blue]

Don't be fooled - an electric car dealer, obviously.

[Mike Smith]

I think Dave needs to write a book with answers to these and other important questions.

I'm sure it will make the NYT best sellers list.

[Rod]

Answer to #1: Stupidly.

Answer to #2: By having to ask question #1, you're obviously too stupid to understand the answer to this one.

Answer to #3: Oh, come on. If you can't understand the answers to the first two, there's absolutely no hope of you ever getting a handle on this one.

[Jeff Meyerson]

The Existential Florida Man!

"How am I driving? I mean, who gave me the keys and let me behind the wheel? This should not be happening, amirite?"

[LeDud]

#1 I don't know
#2 "...in quantum mechanics nothing can be certain". So we don't really know how your engine works.
#3 God does place dice with the universe. You probably lost.

[Pullet Surprise]

Is this the question where the answer is always '42'?

Are these questions taken from the Florida Driver's License Exam Study Book?

[Meanie the Blue]

The only answer needed for the only bumper sticker that counts: “Yes, of the United States”. [Long term bloggers will understand. And, unlike me, might be able to come up with the blogger contestant who came up with that answer].

[Meanie the Blue]

I managed to figure out who won that bumper sticker slogan contest. I’m curious to see who else gets it, though, so I ain’t sayin’.

[pogo]

@MtB - I don't remember the thread, but I'll submit Leetie.

[Meanie the Blue]

@ Pogo - the Extremely Important Announcement thread of February 17, 2007, carries 7 pages worth of submitted slogans, including several very good ones by Leetie in the first page. However, she was not the winner, who was announced in a subsequent thread.

[Meanie the Blue]

Sorry, my attempted link above ain't a-workin'. If you're desperately bored, you can click on the February 2017 link in the archives at the right of this page and scroll down to the February 17 posts.

[man tom]

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[Meanie the Blue]

OK, the winner of the Dave Barry for President, with his entry of "Yes, of the United States", bumper sticker slogan competition was .... Dad-O-Lot!