WE MIGHT ALL EVAPORATE

Grateful we don't understand a single word of this news item.

(Thanks to Jim K.)

Comments

[Clankie]

" If you know anything about black holes..."

Don't get me started.

[guy]

I don't know what Mr. Hawkings wanted to do with this statement, but I agree 100%!

[cfjk]

Isn't that what global warming is all about? Personally I'm more frightened by what happens when all that evaporation recondenses.

[Jim]

I think the article needs to be more clear on whether we should cancel our next mortgage payment.

[Florida Man]

The trick is getting the money to not evaporate before the bills are due.

[Meanie the Blue]

Gonna need a few tequila particles evaporating into the fields around my neural network before I can claim anything like an understanding of this.

[nursecindy]

Condensed version: We're all gonna die.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

Will this impress the ladies?

[Steverino]

This is the exact reason why you don't feed your cat evaporated milk.

They'll evaporate.

[Prairie Cynic]

Let's inject a bit more sciency stuff here. It's not like the ol' universe will run up to some future time and act like a chunk of dry ice on a hot griddle.

No, if the prof's theory is correct, every particle in the universe could evaporate at any time, with a half-life in the billions of years.

It's within the bounds of probability (at a likelihood of 10 to minus several hundred billion) that every subatomic particle that makes me up could evaporate within the next second.

I'm not worri

[LeDud]

This will happen when Thanos gets that last stone. (the Watcher)