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June 06, 2023


"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." ― Dave Barry


(Thanks to pharmaross)


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I can bring home the bacon .. Fry it up in the pan
The 8-hour perfume for the 24-hour woman.

This is why breast feeding is not allowed in the outfield.

Dave's quote sounds incredibly sexist. Of course most normal discourse is sexist these days. This comment is sexist.

Suppose a small child had somehow wandered distractedly into a traffic lane in a roadway, and right nearby equidistant as the child was from an oncoming bus there was a pair of gleaming, expensive stilettos by a famous shoe designer. I don't even have to finish the question, do I .....

Meanie better start ducking as soon as nursecindy read this.

Just part of the process of bringing up a future baseball scholarship student.

As the reporter rendered a diagnosis on the spot about the possible injury to the infant, the parents can still feel confident their child will still be able to pass the Florida Drivers Test. Can see the FLA DMV photographer asking the now adult if he/she wanted to turn their head slightly so the flat spot on their head is not so obvious on their driver's license photo.

However, change the flyball to a bridal bouquet and see what happens

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