DINALLY
Apple iOS will now stop turning the F-word in your messages to 'duck'.
(Thanks to Annette)
p.s. We are sure you understand this article may be NSFW, so we will not mention it.
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June 06, 2023
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That's pretty flucked up.
Posted by: cfjk | June 06, 2023 at 01:14 PM
WTD?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 06, 2023 at 01:42 PM
After that, they should work to stop changing “as soon as possible” to “ass-sucking sh*t”. Yes, that really happened to me. And they can improve the algorithms or whatever the hell they are called so when I slowly and clearly dictate, “I need to see you tomorrow” it doesn’t come up with, “I peed on your sombrero”, causing me to throw my cellphone down in disgust and remark to no one in particular, “I hate this stupid [effing] phone!” which it then renders with perfect fidelity. And they say those Silicon Valley engineers don’t have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | June 06, 2023 at 04:20 PM
To placate the AI, every mention of the word "duck" will have the "d" replaced with an "f." As in, "Why a fluck?"
Posted by: ripleysparrow | June 06, 2023 at 06:35 PM
"WTD"....that was a good one Meanie TB...
Posted by: LeDud | June 07, 2023 at 12:03 AM
But what if I do mean “ducking”?
Posted by: wiredog | June 07, 2023 at 06:09 AM
Dantastic news.
Posted by: Mike Smith | June 07, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Reminds me of the old joke....How do you get down from an elephant? You don't.
You get down from a ***k."
Posted by: Lucky Jack | June 07, 2023 at 11:58 AM