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Sounds like the FBI will soon be recruiting at the NHC Sheriff's office.
Posted by: cfjk | May 30, 2023 at 11:22 AM
If you can distinguish the difference between an ass and a hole in the ground full of gators we want to hear from you!
Posted by: USG RECRUITMENT OFFICE | May 30, 2023 at 11:29 AM
*the alligator was about 5 feet long, which is smallish in a state where males can reach 13 feet and 500 pounds.
That's a frickin' dinosaur!
Posted by: man tom | May 30, 2023 at 12:45 PM
It isn't just in a pen with donkeys that it is hard for an alligator to blend in, book signings are really tough, too.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 30, 2023 at 01:06 PM
That gator's lucky a donkey didn't kick him in the jaw.
Posted by: MOTW | May 30, 2023 at 05:34 PM
Nothing good can ever come from alligators knowing donkeys. Except maybe wallets, belts, or belts.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 30, 2023 at 10:24 PM
The Gators haven't made this much an ass out of themselves in Carolina since the November 5, 2005, football game against the Gamecocks, when the Gators had too many men on the field.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | May 31, 2023 at 10:40 AM