WHAT CHOICE DID HE HAVE?
Man allegedly steals car, crashes into Florida building while looking for internet connection
(Thanks to William Falzone, who says "In Florida, we have to have our wifi. Someone forgot to tell this guy wifi is free at most restaurants.")
So he was looking for building that houses five bars?
Posted by: Florida Man | May 13, 2023 at 01:33 PM
My buddy says there was no WIFI back in the 70's, but had he dropped 20 hits of LSD he could have found WIFI back then and caused far less damage. Not that it matters, but He also mentioned while on acid he saw a trash can turn into a pig and run down the street.
Posted by: man tom | May 13, 2023 at 02:17 PM
FLORIDA!
Posted by: Steverino | May 13, 2023 at 07:42 PM
Isn't this a rare event? Most of these Florida people plow into a drive-thru window. Can imagine the dialog - "Sorry to drive thru your drive thru window - I was looking for a wifi connection." "Well, now that you are in here, would you like to order? And here is the wifi password."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 14, 2023 at 08:56 PM