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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
He needs that about as much as he needs another anus.
Posted by: cfjk | May 31, 2023 at 09:40 AM
"Brain teaser" .. har
Posted by: MOTW | May 31, 2023 at 10:00 AM
It's all big fun until a helium-filled bag of dog excrement drops into it.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | May 31, 2023 at 10:01 AM
A hand reaching up would have been a nice touch.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 31, 2023 at 10:21 AM
Does it really count as an illusion if his head is actually empty?
Posted by: Math Yoda | May 31, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Ladies, he may be available. If not now, soon enough.
Posted by: Jim | May 31, 2023 at 10:25 AM
Who says it's an illusion?
Posted by: Rod | May 31, 2023 at 12:51 PM
Coming to my mind is the voice of Gordon Lightfoot's song: 'If you could read my mind, love.' Well, just take a look in that hole in my head and see what is written inside. Nothing? What a thoughtless thing to say.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 31, 2023 at 10:56 PM