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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Well, look how it was trained.
Posted by: Steverino | May 15, 2023 at 09:31 AM
If they talked about hair, weight, shopping and clothes, that would be a real turn on.
Posted by: Clankie | May 15, 2023 at 10:20 AM
Do they mean to say that she was complaining about the sex, 'cuz that would be more realistic.
Posted by: cfjk | May 15, 2023 at 10:28 AM
At my age, sex is mostly thinking about it or talking about it, so this works out great for me. Does tobacco work out with this situation - I mean to prolong the feeling I could just replay the tape rather than stink up my house.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 15, 2023 at 11:50 AM
Does she mention the bisque?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | May 15, 2023 at 12:50 PM
Do you have to take this "Girlfriend" out to dinner? Maybe for a byte?
Posted by: LeDud | May 15, 2023 at 01:28 PM
Hey, doll … chat here often?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 15, 2023 at 02:03 PM
Reminds me of the initial discussion of this topic in the (Phillip K. Dick) novel "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?". So just look over the flock and pick out a good looking one.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 15, 2023 at 07:06 PM