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May 17, 2023

URGENT CELEBRITY BULLETIN

Rita Moreno Admits She ‘Peed’ In Designer Gown At Kennedy Awards Dinner

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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HEYYYYYYYYYY, YOOOOOOOOOU GEYSER!

@Amoeba - oh my gosh, warn a sister. I almost spit out my drink on my monitor.

♫ I like to pee in America
Careful with me in America
Nobody see in America
Award winning wee in America ♫

On the plus side, it could have been a lot worse.

@MtB - Nice!

Unlike men with pants -
"wee - you feel good and it shows.

Is that why Dave B. always wears a black tuxedo when he goes to these book signings and famous author's events? Just so he does not have an embarrassing accident in front of his public?

Now that I mention it, what a great title for your next book, Dave, with a bit of pardon my French "Oui, oui, oui, All the Way Home."

Can you imagine how much money you could sell that gown for on eBay? Then you would have to prove that the stain is really from Rita Moreno. Maybe a certificate of micturition signed my Ms Moreno herself?

@MOTW Whoops, sorry about that. Here, I'll wipe it off with a

♫ 🗣️ Cl...

...oth

CLOTH. ♫

By the way, congratulations to Ms. Moreno on being one of the few EGOT winners: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tinkle.

So I managed to buy THE dress and had it autographed by Ms Moreno. So I plan to offer it on eBay and featured along with Vincent van Gogh's ear muff and the corset that William Shatner wore for his role in the TV cop series 'TJ Hooker'.

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