THIS IS HERESY
Oscar Mayer’s Wienermobile is getting a new name
(Thanks to B&C, Rich Klinzman, wiredog and Stan Ruth)
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May 17, 2023
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The " Hog Parts and Fat Mobile " doesn't roll as easily off the tongue.
Posted by: Clankie | May 17, 2023 at 02:56 PM
The Dave Barry Memorial Version?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 17, 2023 at 02:57 PM
The Frankenmobile?
Posted by: MOTW | May 17, 2023 at 03:05 PM
Frank lost his wiener! That just don't cut the mustard.
Posted by: MO MItch | May 17, 2023 at 04:44 PM
Frankly, I'm appalled!
Posted by: Bud Harte | May 17, 2023 at 05:37 PM
A transition which is reversible. They can always switch back.
Posted by: Rick J | May 17, 2023 at 05:41 PM
A big, new New Coke scale mistake.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 17, 2023 at 06:10 PM
It's about time they addressed the blatant sexism in the name.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | May 17, 2023 at 06:17 PM
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer frankfurter?
Posted by: Hotdog Bunn | May 17, 2023 at 06:43 PM
Or maybe something more French-like: the "Oui-nermobile"? I mean, that goes with French's mustard, right? 'Nothing better than French's mustard on your oui-ner."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 17, 2023 at 07:40 PM
In Poland they have Kielbasamobile I heard.
Posted by: Loco | May 17, 2023 at 08:26 PM
To continue on the brilliant contribution of Mr/Ms H. Bunn:
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Frankfurter.
That is what I truly want to be,
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Frankfurter,
Everyone would want to bite my ass.
Thank you
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 17, 2023 at 09:26 PM
How are beef beef frank franks different from beef franks?
Posted by: Ralph | May 17, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Frankly my Dear, I don't give a wiener.
Posted by: the ghost of Clark Gable | May 18, 2023 at 05:46 AM
A sad day for America, and possibly Canada.
Posted by: wiredog | May 18, 2023 at 06:31 AM
In our new woke culture of inclusivity, it should be rechristened the
"WE"- nermobile.
A Urologist wants to buy a used one to promote his practice. It will be called...
The "Wee"- nermobile.
A cost concious Mohel in New York, bought a used one to promote his reduced rate services. A banner on the side says...
"Discount Circumcisions. Half Off!"
Posted by: pharmaross | May 18, 2023 at 07:41 AM
@Loco Unfortunately, they can't figure out how to make it stop driving in circles.
Posted by: cfjk | May 18, 2023 at 08:36 AM
PROTEST THE HERESY!!
https://www.oscarmayer.com/contact-us
Posted by: Guin | May 18, 2023 at 05:57 PM
I voted for "Der Schlong".
Posted by: Lucky Jack | May 19, 2023 at 11:09 AM