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I thought strippers were the people who removed the old finish from furniture.
Posted by: Steverino | May 18, 2023 at 09:37 AM
No strippers are the workers who remove the leaves from the tobacco plants.
Posted by: cfjk | May 18, 2023 at 10:37 AM
This could end up being the only time a union pays dues to its members, IYKWIM.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 18, 2023 at 10:45 AM
Solidarity
Posted by: Alkali Bill | May 18, 2023 at 10:50 AM
For many a strip show is very a peeling experince.
Posted by: Loco | May 18, 2023 at 10:50 AM
Of course, they'll go on strike immediately. The bars will have a problem finding replacements. Nobody wants to see scabby strippers.
Posted by: Rod | May 18, 2023 at 12:02 PM
“Look for, the union label!”
Posted by: wiredog | May 18, 2023 at 01:16 PM
Before the agreement was reached, there was a sign at the club door saying "Sorry, we're clothed".
[This historic joke is in the public domain]
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 18, 2023 at 01:51 PM
I suppose the bartender and bouncers will have to fill in if the strippers ever go on strike.
Posted by: Clankie | May 18, 2023 at 02:22 PM
So ... lap dances are on union scale now?
Posted by: Pauller | May 18, 2023 at 08:24 PM
Strippers wearing union suits… nah.
Posted by: Alex | May 19, 2023 at 09:00 AM
Does this mean that they can't be laid off?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | May 19, 2023 at 12:15 PM