THEY HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON
State Police Investigate Theft of Toilet Paper in Spartansburg
(Thanks to Ralph)
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May 18, 2023
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There aren't any clues, so they have nothing t go on
Posted by: JG | May 18, 2023 at 08:30 AM
Going paperless is pretty Spartan, even for Spartansburg.
Posted by: cfjk | May 18, 2023 at 08:47 AM
The State Police were following skid marks left at the crime scene. I think Shakespeare said something like "You can steal a man's name but stealing his toilet paper ..." Or was that "I wept when I saw a man with no shoes until I saw a man with no toilet paper."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 18, 2023 at 09:52 AM
Surveillance cameras in the restrooms ..... hmmmmm ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 18, 2023 at 10:46 AM
The crooks got off Scott free.
Posted by: Clankie | May 18, 2023 at 11:31 AM
Once found, the perp will of course be charged with a capital offense.
Posted by: Rod | May 18, 2023 at 11:37 AM
The police can invoke the seldom used "Mr. Whipple" law at a trial.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | May 18, 2023 at 03:02 PM