THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR AN ADDITIONAL FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Woman drives into water at New Smyrna Beach park, faces DUI charge, deputies say

(Thanks to Duane Carrell)

Comments

[MOTW]

"They said that we almost hit a child. I didn’t think that we did."
In that case, princess, you a free to go.

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[cfjk]

Did she mean Newly Submerged Parking?

[Jeff Meyerson]

oopsie

"So why am I going to jail?"

"You were driving under the influence."

"OK. I'll give you that one....Anything else?"

[Meanie the Blue]

She's gonna be late.

[Rod]

Since New Smyrna Beach is the #1 shark attack location in the world, they could have just left her alone and saved a lot of money and trouble.

[Clankie]

Prank Pack has fake DUI women. Deputies will laugh their heads off.

[Steverino]

I wonder if this happens on Old Smyrna Beach?

[Pullet Surprise]

Observers near the site reported seeing a turd floating in a plastic bag.

Can see where Florida will now have to add some new questions to the driver's license exam such as:

How can you tell if you are driving in the ocean? Ans: Your socks are wet.