THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR AN ADDITIONAL FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Woman drives into water at New Smyrna Beach park, faces DUI charge, deputies say
(Thanks to Duane Carrell)
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"They said that we almost hit a child. I didn’t think that we did."
In that case, princess, you a free to go.
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Posted by: MOTW | May 30, 2023 at 09:35 AM
Did she mean Newly Submerged Parking?
Posted by: cfjk | May 30, 2023 at 09:45 AM
oopsie
"So why am I going to jail?"
"You were driving under the influence."
"OK. I'll give you that one....Anything else?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2023 at 09:51 AM
She's gonna be late.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2023 at 09:52 AM
Since New Smyrna Beach is the #1 shark attack location in the world, they could have just left her alone and saved a lot of money and trouble.
Posted by: Rod | May 30, 2023 at 10:23 AM
Prank Pack has fake DUI women. Deputies will laugh their heads off.
Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2023 at 11:28 AM
I wonder if this happens on Old Smyrna Beach?
Posted by: Steverino | May 30, 2023 at 11:52 AM
Observers near the site reported seeing a turd floating in a plastic bag.
Can see where Florida will now have to add some new questions to the driver's license exam such as:
How can you tell if you are driving in the ocean? Ans: Your socks are wet.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 30, 2023 at 10:36 PM