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May 24, 2023

THE VERY DEFINITION OF NEWS

Poisonous Cobra Dies After Being Bitten by 8-Year-Old Boy

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

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"It all happened in a flash.”

An eye for an eye.

Blah blah blah. Now if a boy bites and orca and the fish dies, now that's a story. "The big fish rammed my boat so I jumped in the water and bit that fish and it died."

Abode of Serpents WBAGNFARB. Naglok, not so much.

On the plus side, it didn't transpire in the toilet.

This is the exact reason why I go into a seafood restaurant and order shark.

You are looking for a place to settle down and raise a family. Out of all the possibilities, you pick the town named Abode of Serpents? Sure, that is a safer choice than Australia but not by much.

Didn't know Chuck Norris had relatives in India.

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