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"You're being charged with driving under the influence and carrying a concealed firearm."
"The guns were right there on the floor, for everyone to see and no one influenced me to drive, I swear it."
Posted by: man tom | May 31, 2023 at 01:36 PM
Never mind being under the influence. He was arrested for using the brake on I-95.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 31, 2023 at 01:54 PM
Just his luck, if that had happened during rush hour nobody would have noticed.
Posted by: cfjk | May 31, 2023 at 02:21 PM
Proper etiquette for driving on I-95 is to use both feet, one on the gas, the other on the horn.
Posted by: Florida Man | May 31, 2023 at 02:23 PM
He "consumed only one beverage", it says. Six of one .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 31, 2023 at 02:51 PM
One gun on the floorboard, another under the driver's seat.
As in the previous item, "can't be too careful"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2023 at 03:17 PM
So now its against the law to sleep....geeesh...
Posted by: LeDud | May 31, 2023 at 04:25 PM
Yeah, he probably only did drink one drink at the strip joint. That's an expensive proposition. He probably bought the whole 12-pack of Twisted Tea for what a strip joint drink would cost.
Posted by: Rod | May 31, 2023 at 04:25 PM
Somehow this story does not make sense - how can he be FAST asleep with his foot on the brake.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 31, 2023 at 04:46 PM
I-95 in Miami is the only place I have found myself driving over 100MPH just to avoid being runover.
Posted by: pogo | May 31, 2023 at 07:40 PM
I would be asleep at 2:45 a.m. too.
Posted by: Steverino | June 01, 2023 at 07:52 AM
It was the late, great foreign correspondent P.J. O'Rourke who said "Most driving is done with the horn, or 'Egyptian brake pedal.'"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 01, 2023 at 10:23 AM