THE LATEST FROM THE 'PALEO' HEALTH MOVEMENT

You don't want to know.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[David EMery]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

[cfjk]

What happens on Uranus, stays on Uranus.

[ripleysparrow]

And to think I was worried that we had run out of topics for experts to spew bullshit about.

[guy]

But, I can still keep the trapeze swing in the bathroom?

[Clankie]

I'll think twice now before I take a sheet.

[Scott Tissue and the Wipeouts]

I am going now.

[Pullet Surprise]

My thoughts - if toilet paper: "... and all paper products are filled with hormone disrupting compounds…" then use Dave's published products. I understand his books are guaranteed to not be filled with 'hormone disrupting compounds'. Or 'thought disrupting products' or pretty much any 'disrupting products'. So it is pretty much safe to read to anybody of any age. Look to find such fine works as 'Dave Barry's Greatest Hits' to be placed on the toilet paper dispenser in all portable potties - the advantage is that the cover photo is self-explanatory.

[Steverino]

Sounds like a bunch of sheet to me. If he doesn't use toilet paper, he must be full of it.

[word wipe]

I appreciate your posting. I've read about a lot of related subjects! Contrary to other articles, yours left me with a really distinct impression. I hope you'll keep writing insightful posts like this one and others for us to everyone to read!