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"Theft by taking"? What other sort of theft is there?
Posted by: Rod | May 26, 2023 at 10:06 AM
If I break into a restaurant to fix my own supper, I'm not going to make the cheapest thing on the menu. I'm grilling up a ribeye.
Posted by: Rod | May 26, 2023 at 10:07 AM
It must have been the really big salad.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | May 26, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Lettuce not judge too hastily.
Posted by: Clankie | May 26, 2023 at 10:44 AM
Is she an hourly worker or is she celeryed?
Posted by: cfjk | May 26, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Quite a touching story.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 26, 2023 at 11:27 AM
On the plus side, she didn't break into a Starbucks to make a smoothie out of kale and ranch dressing.
Posted by: Florida Man | May 26, 2023 at 12:17 PM
She was encouraged to break into the restaurant business by her friends who unfortunately did not tell her about the legal way to go about it. Did this occur in Florida? No? Well, Atlanta is close enough to Florida to sort of be influenced by that same type of thinking. Or if you call it 'thinking'.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 26, 2023 at 12:24 PM
"Authorities did not specify what ingredients Thweatt put in her salad."
I smell a cover-up.
Posted by: LeDud | May 26, 2023 at 01:42 PM
Perhaps she was looking for a drive thru window? "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 26, 2023 at 02:28 PM