STRUMPDATE
Thanks to all the nice folks who came to see me last night at the Free Library of Philadelphia. Tonight at 7 I'll be at the Enoch Pratt Free Library in Baltimore for Writers LIVE! I will be playing the part of the live writer, I hope. I also hope you Baltimoreans (if that is the word) will join me.
What's with the "Free" in these libraries' names? Do you people in the East have pay libraries somewhere?
Posted by: Steve B | May 04, 2023 at 11:34 AM
Baltimorons?
Just kidding!
Posted by: Not a Marylander | May 04, 2023 at 12:00 PM
We would expect nothing Baltiless.
Posted by: cfjk | May 04, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Expect quite a few laughs, even those who are Baltimorose.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 04, 2023 at 12:42 PM
The city is pronounced Balimer
Posted by: Steverino | May 04, 2023 at 01:01 PM
Charm City! Being from Miami you probably have a well developed duck reflex when you hear gunfire.
Posted by: wiredog | May 04, 2023 at 01:05 PM
Selling books at a free library seems like a bit of a stretch.
Posted by: Florida Man | May 04, 2023 at 01:08 PM
I get around (get around, 'round, 'round, I get around)
From town to town (get around, 'round, 'round, I get around)
I'm a real cool head (get around, 'round, 'round, I get around)
I'm makin' real good bread (get around, 'round, 'round, I get around)
I'm gettin' booked flyin' up and down on a non stop trip
I gotta find a new place where I can find some cheetos and dip
My luggage and me are getting really well worn
Yeah, a bad guy agent booked me and I wish I was never born
Posted by: man tom | May 04, 2023 at 03:00 PM
I believe the word is "Baltimora" - and when you use that word you have to sing "Tarzan Boy" in honor (?) of the band.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 04, 2023 at 04:53 PM
Bit of a stretch from Tokyo, but I’ll see what I can do. If you don’t see a large, pale woman in a large, pale hat, it isn’t me.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | May 04, 2023 at 08:13 PM