« Previous | Main | Next »

May 18, 2023

STRUMPDATE

Wonderful crowd in Ohio last night. Thank you, nice people. Tonight at 7 I'll be Clayton, Mo., so if you're in the St. Louis area, I hope to see you there. I'll be the person signing every random object placed in front of me, so if you bring an infant be careful where you set it down.

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Word of caution Dave, MO is called the "show me" state.

"I'll be the person signing every random object placed in front of me, ..."

Somehow, I find it hard to believe that Dave would sign a taxidermied squirrel or a NY Yankees cap if placed in front of him.

Watch out, Dave. What if some woman brought a baby to your event, she set it down in front of you, and you signed the child. She then could claim the child is YOURS since your name is written all over it.

Best advice is if a woman does ask you to autograph her child, use your nom de plume - "Barry Manilow". I am sure the event attendees will substantiate your defense - "Why he does look a lot like Barry Manilow."

A great friend of mine from St. Louis plays guitar on this track/CD. His name is not Boo Boo. So, if you happen to go there to promote your potential bullet-riddled book and survive, I suggest you convince yourself, 'Ain't Goin' Back to East St. Louis'.

If someone set a baby down in front of Dave, and he signed the baby's foot - would that be a footnote?

...I'll see my self out.

If you have a lot of energy to spare after the book signing, stop by the 1860 down by the Arch and see my buddy and this guy.

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise