'SITZPINKLER'
Why German men urinate sitting down
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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May 26, 2023
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How are we supposed to take a country seriously when their leader's claim to fame is telling guys to sit down to pee?
Posted by: Rod | May 26, 2023 at 10:09 AM
As do Star Wars storm troopers.
Posted by: Clankie | May 26, 2023 at 10:10 AM
At least Belgium stayed out of this one. As did Switzerland. Choose your battles!
Posted by: ripleysparrow | May 26, 2023 at 10:15 AM
In their defense, they were just following orders.
Posted by: George Costanza | May 26, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Wasn't Sitz Pinkler in charge of the POW camp in Hogan's Heroes?
Posted by: cfjk | May 26, 2023 at 10:23 AM
Is it because there are no snakes or iguanas in Germany, or they just don't want to piss off the flies?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | May 26, 2023 at 11:07 AM
I did not need to know this.
Posted by: Art VanDelay | May 26, 2023 at 11:44 AM
Seems like Florida could come up with its own slant on this story. And bloggers seem to forgot about the importance of the 'toilet ghost' as described in the article. How about something different like "A tinkle snake", "Real men don't squat", or maybe a fancy logo showing a snake with the legend "Don't Pee On Me". As far as the toilet ghost: "The Voice of Reason", "The Wizzzzard" speaks, "Wee, wee, wee, all the way home", - anyway, you get the idea.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 26, 2023 at 11:53 AM
They lost their manhood when the wall collapsed.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | May 26, 2023 at 12:32 PM
So, the idea here seems to be reducing the frequency of spritzpinkling.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 26, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Brings to mind that old Mama's and Papa' song, recast here:
"Go how you want to go,
Doo how you want to doo,
..."
But the old M&P are all dead. Aren't they?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 26, 2023 at 02:23 PM
"Donnie get out there already, are you SITZPINKLERing or going through puberty again!"
Posted by: man tom | May 26, 2023 at 03:47 PM
Zombieland Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms
"Don't let them catch you with your pants down."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | May 26, 2023 at 04:51 PM