OTHER THAN THAT IT WORKED TO PERFECTION
‘Pregnant’ woman takes off running as drugs fall out of her fake belly, SC cops say
(Thanks to Robert Moats, Barry Nester and EricY)
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May 15, 2023
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Paging nursecindy! Did you ever encounter a birthing person with a fake rubber pregger-belly? I believe the first treatment is an enema, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: MOTW | May 15, 2023 at 04:45 PM
Special delivery!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 15, 2023 at 04:47 PM
Now for a *Really* stupid concept:
You're havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, your face is glowin'
I can see it in your eyes, I'm happy you know it
That you're havin' my baby
You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
Havin' my baby
You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya
The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it?
That you're havin' my baby
I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
Havin' my baby
I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put you through it
You could have swept it from your life
But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it
And you're havin' my baby
I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
Havin' my baby
I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
Posted by: man tom | May 15, 2023 at 05:10 PM
In her defense, that's still better than having a real baby do that.
Posted by: cfjk | May 15, 2023 at 06:37 PM
It is so nice to have something outrageous to mentally chew on after the weeks of following Dave's book tour around the country (on the internet). Was hoping to hear about things like Dave's silver-haired female fans throwing their corsets up on the stage and the like. It was a welcome change from those two other guys from Florida who were running around the country spouting off their blah blah blah. So this story and the other one about digital sex talk kinda gets your mind back in the bloggish groove. A long way from talk about boogers or Dave's proposal for dragging a short piece of 2x4 lumber over your carpet to make people think you just Hoovered it. Great to have you back, Dave. Now back to work scouring the world for news worthy of reporting.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 15, 2023 at 07:24 PM
Cpl. Klinger tried this (without the drugs) on an episode of M*A*S*H.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 16, 2023 at 10:50 AM