NO.
Seriously, no.
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
I'm pretty sure we've seen this here before.
Posted by: Sue Harridan | May 16, 2023 at 11:02 AM
@Sue-H - agree.
Dave, did Judi sneak in the back door again?
Posted by: MOTW | May 16, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Dude, if your friends and family won't tell you, the blog will: you look like a freakin' idiot.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 16, 2023 at 11:34 AM
Hey! No fair! This style isn’t possible for men with male pattern baldness because we can’t grow the part that goes over the top on the head.
Posted by: Math Yoda | May 16, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Taking ring-around-the-collar to a whole new level.
Posted by: cfjk | May 16, 2023 at 12:08 PM
I thought a circle jerk was something totally different...
Posted by: JG | May 16, 2023 at 12:09 PM
@Math Yoda - those who are so affected and want to look like an idiot can always substitute with a hairy hairband.
Posted by: MOTW | May 16, 2023 at 12:18 PM
YES, especially since the average IQ is going down.
Posted by: Steverino | May 16, 2023 at 12:25 PM
There is a reason each of these guys is pictured alone.
Posted by: Doug in Sacramento | May 16, 2023 at 12:26 PM
A nod to Steverino - the same thing happens right there at DBBlog Headquarters! When judi goes home at the end of the day, the average IQ on the DB Bridge drops so low so fast that it is like somebody had suddenly sucked the oxygen out of the room. Fortunately Walter is relatively immune to these effects and so he is able to keep the ship on an even keel thru the turbulence.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | May 16, 2023 at 02:49 PM
dammit judi
Posted by: Covert Narcissism Promotion League | May 17, 2023 at 10:03 AM
Just add a tail to the nose and you have a prize horses patootie.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | May 17, 2023 at 11:37 AM